The criminal in question pictured above.
Her crimes include:
-hunting down small lizards
-trying to go for small dogs
-demanding I walk her at 1AM
-enjoying the cold and making me walk with her in it
-jumping on the patio screen and tearing it
-barking until I look outside for mystery intruders that disappear the moment I get involved
-looking at me with them big ol’ eyes
-finding some wet dog poop and immediately rolling all over it
-scratching on my door early in the morning, slipping by me as I open it, and then stealing my spot on the bed and acting like nothing’s wrong.
-refusing to eat her food because she doesn’t feel like it even though she hasn’t eaten anything all day
I don’t expect this to turn into any legal repercussions for her but I need to get the word out. Her crimes may be forgiven, but never forgotten