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Shark Week This Year Should Finally Address Why Sharks Won’t Date Nice Guys Like Me | Points in Case (www.pointsincase.com)

by JP Williams January 13, 2021, 6:34 pm 15 Views 1 Votes 1 Comment

“I celebrate their beauty and empower their right to feel sexy. But no matter how nice I am to sharks, they still refuse to let me be their boyfriend.”

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Finally, someone said what we’ve all been thinking. I’ve been thinking maybe it was just one or two sharks, but maybe it really is each and every shark fault they can’t appreciate proper gentlemen like me.

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Lyndsie (@speakofqueen)

3 months ago

Yeah, maybe it’s his cologne. I’m sure the sharks don’t appreciate the oil slick it’s creating in their home, and getting a date would for sure be easier without all that.